Awkward

A person who just makes normal situations weird, uncomfortable, or just downright....wrong.

"Woah, did she just steal a rock? That was awkward."
"Did that dinosaur just grunt at me? That was awkward."
"I DON'T REMEMBER HER!" oh shit.. thats awkward."

by Pseidonym say what? July 24, 2009

Awkward Boner

a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like

Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it

by tiggathebear November 13, 2011

Awks

The feeling of awkwardness

After they fought things became so awks between the two girls.

by ablaroxx December 7, 2010

awkward cow

In an awkward situation one will point their pinky and index fingers down while the other two fingers are held up by the thumb. Another person near you will then put one hand on each of your two fingers and slide them down. The more times this motion is repeated and its speed is determined by how awkward the situation is.

You seem very uncomfortable, would you like to milk my awkward cow?

by Jake Nuzzi June 29, 2008

awkward turtle

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008

Awkward Seahorse

Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.

Jane: Guess what I had for dinner last night.
Bobby: Your mom.
Jane: *awkward seahorse*

by Ringle May 3, 2008

Awkward Sexual Humor

Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!

If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.

by Ninja Cat January 21, 2009