Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.
Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
by pseudophilia June 9, 2011
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- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!
by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011
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adjective
1.
causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with.
"some awkward questions"
synonyms: difficult, tricky; More
2.
causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.
"he had put her in a very awkward position"
synonyms: embarrassing, uncomfortable, unpleasant, delicate, ticklish, tricky, sensitive, problematic, problematical, troublesome, perplexing, thorny, vexatious; More
ˈɔ kwəd/Submit
adjective
1.
causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with.
"some awkward questions"
synonyms: difficult, tricky; More
2.
causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.
"he had put her in a very awkward position"
synonyms: embarrassing, uncomfortable, unpleasant, delicate, ticklish, tricky, sensitive, problematic, problematical, troublesome, perplexing, thorny, vexatious; More
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"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."
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