When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain November 16, 2007
The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018
The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
by Glyclick February 09, 2015
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018
by MrBitchin May 31, 2014
The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.
by J-Bop August 30, 2012