Anthony

Just another meat stick

It movie night I need an anthony

by U blah June 6, 2018

Anthony

1. (Noun) A total man thot. This bitch has long flippy hair like every stereotypical yotubter. His dream is to be an autoshop owner, but the boy can’t even drive. He’s so self absorbed, that he probably only FaceTimes people just to see his own reflection. The type of boy who rushed to give you a promise ring, but cheats on you with your friend 5 minutes later. Then, he proceeds to blame it on you. Tall, built dad bod, had so much potential, but then blew it to blow his load with another girl. Loves to flex in the mirror after a nice finish, and uses emojis unironically. Is extremely sensitive on the inside and would be very disappointed by this for example. But, he’s so dumb he probably can’t even read it.

2. (Verb) to anthony is to promise a girl your hand in marriage and then shortly after send a different girl your nudes.

1. Damn, Anthony, nice work sending those pics to that hoe!

2. Man I just got anthonied! I thought he loved me!

by Wicked Game June 14, 2018

Anthony

Anthony is a guy all the girls want. He has a big dick and overall a loving guy he is great at basketball and fortnite.

Your such an anthony today, and i love it!!!

by Yo_Girl_Booty_Phat July 30, 2018

Anthony

Twerks violently In parking lots

You seen anthony ?

Yup, I got just got a call, he got arrested for twerking violently in a Arby's parking lot.

by Pork vomit August 6, 2018

Anthony

A boy which can be known to be a fuckboy, and very obnoxious. He believes every female species wants a piece of him, however it is the complete opposite. If you ever come across an Anthony, be sure to steer in the opposite direction.

‘That Anthony walks around like he owns the place, he thinks he is a gods send’.

by Killbill2000 September 10, 2018

Anthony

A homophobic whore who dosnt know when to shut his mouth

That fucker is anthony is a strait dickbag

by At123 October 4, 2018

Anthony

Is the guy who that spends all of his money on FIFA points to build the same shit BPL team he made the last year while sitting on enough coins to buy half of South Korea's children but instead chooses to pay to sleep with the down syndrome kid that lives at the end of your street. Likes to think he has once lost his virginity to a woman but conveniently doesn't know who it was or when🙄 Periodically sneaks into the men's changing rooms to tug on his maggot while watching the sumo wrestlers get changed. Thinks about starting fights but remembers the last 207 times he got battered by the 30kg Japanese kid with half an arm and no legs. To conclude, just a waste of oxygen.

That guy looks like a donkeys arse wrapped in tinfoil and cooked in the microwave for 45 minutes.

Yeah, that's just Anthony

by Ilovemyselfandeverythingever October 5, 2018