Andres

Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.

Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.

by Johnnycash15 October 12, 2020

Andre

A boy who gets no hoes

He gets no bitches such an andre

by jayfilaymaytay January 26, 2022

Andre

Also known as bombaclad, enjoys long walks on the beach, cheeseburgers, and large farm fed women. Sometimes forgets the Tito’s but never forgets lunch.

Your big a big bad Andre right now Chi!

by TrapMoneyT May 7, 2024

andre del mundo

he is the type of person who makes even the smallest moments feel like poetry. he has an irresistible charm, a smile that could fight against the sun's beam, and a way of seeing the world that makes you believe in something that seemed impossible. he is telesa's boyfriend and husband forever and ever

andre del mundo looks so cute on every little thing he does, i hope he realizes that.

by chalap January 28, 2025

Andre

Andre is a male who is most commonly reffered to as 'Cute'. Doesnt Like to fight because there would be no point in winning a battle that shouldnt have happened His Good Looking Attributes Make Andre Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed are the holy grail of the twentieth century. He isnt much for Romace but he sure knows how to steal a girl from someone. He's a smart man who enjoys messing with people. He Has Strong Intentions For Making Friends And An Amazing Talent For The Arts (Literature, Music, instruments, and painting). Whenever he finds a mating partner he will find simple way he will care for his girl above most things. Andre is a one of a kind person who should not be given up for. You will not meet more than one Andre in your life.

'Wow That Andre Fellow Was Really Cute! I Wish I Had His Number!'

by Fun Person November 23, 2021

An Andre

A cheap ass, chip stealin', non proficient bin chicken. Also often doesnt respect women. May own 2 houses.

He totaltotalThatlky bought himself lunch on my keycard. That dude is such an Andre

by Rjk1000 September 26, 2020

Andres

He has a small dick

Damnnn, look at Andres'es small dick

by Penegrande200 November 23, 2021