Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

Hour Glass Effect

Where a man goes to put a condom thats too small on and it makes the penis look like an hourglass.

My circulation was cut off because of the hour glass effect.

by Brent H. (Lol Nicole) August 6, 2008

real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

by God Tears February 18, 2018

sad homiebet hours

Sad hours of the specified human being , known as homiebet . This is the time of day where he reflects on his actions . Not only does he listen to sad songs , but he is quiet , and gets really sad . Hence sad homiebet hours . If you ever feel like you have fallen in to sad homiebet hours , contact homiebet at [phone] . He has specialized in Sad homiebet hours .

Bet : Yo bruh I been feelin kinda sad .
Caleb : would you say you’re in sad homiebet hours ?
Bet : possibly .
Jarrett : Bro I’ve been in sad homiebet hours since I was a fetus .
Bet & Caleb : Damn Jarrett you’re fucked .
Jarret : * fukin dies *

by Bet69 March 14, 2018

6 Hour Drive

The best group ever. They created everything and are also known as the Great Six Gods of the Earth Realm. When still in High School, every recess, they would eat on their mighty Reserved Godly Round Table. Then spend their lunch break time playing on the "Hanging Court". A Court so godly that it hangs on the air floating like an innocent cloud. Sometimes they play DoTA, to practice their Godlike Skills or play Counter Strike, to improve their Sharpshooting skills.

Oh shit here comes the 6 Hour Drive!, Gotta go now I'm so scared OMG!!!

by Sixhourdrive July 10, 2010

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017

Sad bread hours

A phrase used to describe a teens emotions when they are feeling down in a comical way about things going on around them.

It’s sad bread hours when my crush doesn’t text me back.

by Chadd the Seagull July 20, 2020