alaskan shitball

whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)

i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it

by cockblocker123 April 14, 2011

Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.

My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.

by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010

Alaskan Pancakes

when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.

ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT


a nice serving of alaskan pancakes

by chuey bar March 5, 2009

Alaskan Blowjob

To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.

After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob

by ddmrnt April 4, 2009

Alaskan Nose Sandwich

When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.

"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan Nose Sandwich right about now!"

by Stevonne Tan July 16, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.

Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!

by Roger Kilburn November 14, 2007

Alaskan Walleye

The same thing as a new jersey meathook, only when it's below freezing outside

So me and the broad got home from christmas eve shopping and she let me slip her the old Alaskan Walleye...I must have been a good boy

by CWood February 13, 2006