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Alyssa

She's such an Alyssa
by Hopeless.roman.tic March 21, 2024
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Alyssa

Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.
Alyssa if you're reading this I love you and I'd do anything for you. 🍆✊️💦💦
by MMA $LIM October 5, 2022
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Alyssa

A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
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Alyssa Jaylene Rivera

Alyssa Jaylene Rivera is a 5’5 or 5’6 girl , latina, with curly hair whos very funny, beautiful but doesn’t think she is sometimes, caring, can be your therapist, gives amazing advice, and someone who makes your life better. She overthinks everything, and is still in love with her ex but tries to move on. She gets nervous and shy around anyone she has a crush on but once she gets comfortable shes CRAZY. Never let go of a girl like her, she’s literally one of a kind💎.
you reminds me of Alyssa Jaylene Rivera 🤭.
by some1ydk June 3, 2022
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ALYSSA

a pretty cute nerd, who flicks her tongue a lot, who’s the toughest person i know with the absolute best hair, and most amazing smile, with her nerd like personality, she’s one of the nicest people who doesn’t give herself enough credit, she’s gone through a lot of stuff recently and in her past a lot of which i wish i could take away, but she continues to persevere, and go for her goals and while she’s smiling that killer smile thinking of me every second, i hope she knows one thing… my truck is better
I See Alyssa walking and Time Stops for a Second
by CarsonMohn July 11, 2022
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Alyssa Lewis

Alyssa is usually a very smart villian who uses their mind tricks to win in the end. They also are very omega but have a 6foot horse shlong. Be careful if you come across an alyssa
Gosh we better run THATS alyssa lewis
by Personwithbigdick July 8, 2021
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Alyssa

alyssa is awesome! she's fearless, bold, athletic, good looking, and an amazing person to hang out with. she slays everyday with her best friends, and she never let's anyone get in her way. she's an amazing friend and will always help her friends if they do need help. she's funny and outgoing, and she loves singing her heart out while listening to j.cole. she's amazing!! she has a love for basketball and sometimes it takes her too long to get over people, but she'll always end up being okay and an overall mood lifter.

ALYSSA SLAYS
"wow, that girl is really good at basketball! she's the best one on the court."

"no shit dumbass. it's alyssa."
by boobies<3 June 16, 2022
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