Alabama Hannah

Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.

One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.

“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”

by R.D. Shackleford July 10, 2019

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face

“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”

by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018

Alabama Pie

An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!

Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie

by Innbread October 2, 2019

alabama skinny

Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.

Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny

Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year

Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny

by wicked clowns mothafucka!! September 6, 2012

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people

Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.

by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019

Alabama ducktail

When one jizzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the semen as it dries. Then the dried semen is deposited into the lady's b-hole like uncle scrooge's money bin.

My best friend's mom was a little short on money, so I gave her an Alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.

by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017