Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 29, 2018

Alabama-Weird

weird people in alabama who worry too much about being culturally sensitive, love inspirational quotes and love the kid president videos.

Alabama-Weird, alabamians are a special kind of out of it.

by alabamaisweird November 13, 2013

Alabama Pipeline

When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick

Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline

by MATTHEW the cashew August 09, 2019

Alabama Splash

When so much cum goes into an asshole the penis splashes it getting it everywhere possibly impregnating a woman.

Dude last the anal last night was sick it was an Alabama Splash.

by thatguyyyyyyyyyy February 23, 2015

Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.

Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.

by Roy_McNair January 04, 2023

Alabama ducktail

When one jizzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the semen as it dries. Then the dried semen is deposited into the lady's b-hole like uncle scrooge's money bin.

My best friend's mom was a little short on money, so I gave her an Alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.

by Uncle Screwj May 06, 2017

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy August 29, 2011