Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 08, 2022

mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.

To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!

by QuacksO December 30, 2020

after-sound

the sound after a sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind

by bobsburgers45 March 03, 2018

after-orgy

A party for invited guests following a main event where attendees engage in sexual activity with numerous other people

"Hey, what you doing after the Pornhub awards?"
"I'm going to the after-orgy"

by AfricanBackpacker May 14, 2024

after-orgy

A party for invited guests following a main event where guests engage in sexual activity with numerous other people

"What are your plans after the Pornhub awards?"
"I'm going to the after-orgy"

by AfricanBackpacker May 14, 2024

The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm

omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar

by That bottom bitch March 09, 2020

After Water

Water resulting from melted ice.

I drank all my water and then the ice melted. The melted ice tastes like after water.

by OTot90 February 23, 2025