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watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again
by Chestosterone October 30, 2019
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Watermelon

what you can mouth if you are pretending to fake whisper and then laugh like a heyena.
by I make Definitions Bree March 2, 2022
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Watermelon Sugar

“My Name

“I guess you are kind of curious as to who I am, but I am one of those who do not have a regular name. My name depends on you. Just call me whatever is in your mind.
If you are thinking about something that happened a long time ago: Somebody asked you a question and you did not know the answer.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was raining very hard.
That is my name.
Or somebody wanted you to do something. You did it. Then they told you what you did was wrong—“Sorry for the mistake,”—and you had to do something else.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was a game you played when you were a child or something that came idly into your mind when you were old and sitting in a chair near the window.
That is my name.
Or you walked someplace. There were flowers all around.
That is my name.
Perhaps you stared into a river. There as something near you who loved you. They were about to touch you. You could feel this before it happened. Then it happened.
That is my name.”

Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
“In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I will tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.”

― Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Maynard G. June 1, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

It is I....and you. Watermelon Juice mixed with sugar. Watermelon julips. In a sexual sense, it is the combination of the Watermelon juice of the Lotus flower, if you will. Additives and Preservatives.
"Damn. That girl got some Tasty Watermelon Sugar." or " It sho is hot. Would YA'll like a Watermelon Julip on Ice?"
by X Jewels X April 28, 2021
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Plunge a watermelon

When you lose a large anal bead in somebody's butt and have to fish it out.
I was pleasuring my fuck budy with her string of anal beads when one broke off inside of her. That was the first time I had to plunge a watermelon.
by DaSaltySailinTruthSerum September 3, 2016
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Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a synonym for weed or marijuana. It is also misogynistic.
Morty: hey harry what you doin bro
Harry Styles: watermelon sugar high bro
by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021
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