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Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
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Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut
Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl
by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021
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Squirrel Cop

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?
by og_Fainted November 13, 2021
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krish the squirrel

A singaporian mythical beast that symbolizes gayness and transgenderism. They say it is still alive, posing as a normal human, but who knows how long it is until it is unleashed to wreak havoc on all straights. Making Krish the Squirrel mad will result in a brutal death, including internal bleeding, rotting brain, and heart failure. Unless you’re gay, of course.
You heard of krish the squirrel?
Yeah he killed my wife, he still gives me nightmares
by ScrewYouRichard August 1, 2018
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Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.
John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”
by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019
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grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)
by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020
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Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.
I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.
by Boostedmama August 18, 2022
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