You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
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Get the im sheep cuz mug.A Minecraft redstone circuit in which a simple redstone clock is used to pulsate a sticky piston. A lightning rod or end rod is affixed to the piston and a mob, usually a sheep, is collected in a boat and placed in front. As the sticky piston extends and retracts, the rod appears to anally penetrate the sheep, giving the circuit its name.
Also known as a sheep fucker, sheep machine, or sheep station.
Also known as a sheep fucker, sheep machine, or sheep station.
Most people used redstone repeaters to power a sheep fricker, but I find that observers are easier to set up.
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“Go give yourself a sheep shee, you’re so full of it!”
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