Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.
"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."
by T Willikers June 19, 2017
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Donkey Fazool

When the donkey fazools
This term dates back to 1678 when King Julian III was in rule of Kingdom Fazool. The actual meaning of this term is lost in history but archaeologists determined that it was a slur for anyone who lived in Fazool.
"When the Donkey Fazools"
"Penis Balls, Balls Penis"
"That guy, that donkey fazool makes good gabagool."
by Th3R3alD0nk3yFazool September 03, 2021
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Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.
Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.
by fignutz1 July 22, 2016
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donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014
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Jungle Donkey

A racial term for south americans.
by conku November 01, 2014
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Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.
Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"
by Grimwolf May 12, 2016
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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
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