Thong Wank

The girl takes her thong off and places it on her stomach to allow the man to wank into it.

Kath's thong got covered in jizz following a thong wank.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

toe wank

having a wank with your feet as your hands are busy

1.'oh no my hands are so chapped i will have a nice dry toe wank'
2. 'yo bitch give me a toe wank'

by chris_123-xx May 18, 2007

Luxury wank

Wanking with a condom on. i.e. no tissues needed.

"I had a luxury wank after school today, it was fucking hot"

by Indy_KB August 30, 2006

Wank And A Half

A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick is only slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).

Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women to remind you there’s nothing at stake.

A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.

Guy 1: She's a Wank And A Half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.

Guy 1 considers meeting her.

Guy 1: Should I bother?
Guy 2: Can’t even pretend she’s worth it.


A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.

Say WAAH!!!

by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009

Danger Wank

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.

Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'

by compasskid April 21, 2009

wank juice

the product of when you wank off

dammit jim! you didn't wash your wank juice off the ceiling!

by Haleth August 27, 2006

wank fart

The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.

Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.

by Michael Fletche March 24, 2008