fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.
bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"
by reowwwww November 09, 2006
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tard bashing

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.
Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.
by pythro February 23, 2006
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cart tard

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.
I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.
by Spanky Smackety May 05, 2007
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Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.
"He is a numpti tard"
by Word hermit September 10, 2011
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Bull tard

A person with the last name bullard who is retarted and annoying, and often Jewish
That kid was such as bull tard no one would sit next to him at lunch
by stanimal51 April 13, 2016
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Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.
Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!
by killernoodle August 11, 2004
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Where-Tard

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.
Beware the mighty Where-Tard.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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