samuel martinez

kristina’s husband

“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”

by tsumikii June 20, 2024

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 07, 2023

Samuel Cleary

Proper cuck
Sucks a whole loada cock

Probably ate sum lad called Evans ass,

Samuel Cleary is so cool and nice, he ate my hole ~ Evan

by Cucksquard September 16, 2018

Samuel Butler

A fat neo-nazi

shut up Samuel butler

by ToastyBalls March 11, 2024

samuels mamma

Samuels mamma is a Swedish word used to describe Samuel, or kareggans, mamma!

I had such an amazing 69 with samuels mamma yesterday!

by Unors August 14, 2017

Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor

Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"

by Let me suck you're cock! June 16, 2015

Samuel L Jackson

actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.

Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'

Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane

"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction

"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft

Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"

"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"

by RubberDuckie17 January 21, 2019