jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser

tyler nobbs is a jolly good sport

by riodej October 10, 2019

Sports Game

There is a game. Its a sports. Therefore, its a sports game.

We have a sports game today at 7 pm

by Bigthiccdiccricc November 25, 2021

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

sports administration

A program at Laurentian University (and many other universities across the globe) sometimes referred to as SPAD. This program focusses on the business of sport in areas such as HR, Finance, Marketing and many other areas. Many alumnus have gone on to be incredibly successful in the sport industry.

Jake: Hey Zach, what college program did you apply for?
Zach: I applied to sports administration so I can be the GM of the Leafs.

by Spad Gal 2021 July 8, 2018

Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022

Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.

Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!

by Jaygotdajuice30 April 6, 2017

Sport

A sport is a Competition based Competition with Competionion things. It doesn´t REQUIRE physical skills. It is an (competitive) athletic activity requiring skill OR physical Expertise. Which means it does NOT require physical skills.

(I only wrote this to say I found ACTUAL evidence of A definition without hysicla Activity. TAKE THAT LANGUAGE ARTS!!!)

Smort Boi: E-sports are ACTUAL SPORTS!!!

NoobBoi: NO THEY NOT!!! tHEY no HAve pHiSyChIcAl SkIlZ!!!

Smort Boi: You No need pHiSyChIcAl SkIlz

NoobBoi: Oh rly???

Smort Booi: Ye

NoobBoi: :o waow so Coolio

Smort Boi: Ye

IdotBOI: Chess aint a sport doe...

NoobBoui: :o

Smort Boi: YE IT IS!!!

IdotBOI: Nu Neither es el ~Debate~

Smort Boi: You little Meanie Muffin-

by Skeppyyy January 11, 2021