Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.

Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….

by shrek my bf December 31, 2022

Shrek

Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.

Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*

by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019

Shrek and Donkaay

Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.

PS Onions have layers fucktard.

s halom

Shrek is sexy and god. Donkaay is wery nice. WafflesShrek and Donkaay

by sdik evol I October 28, 2021

Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.

"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"

by Lacara4d December 25, 2019

Shrek

Being a misunderstood personwho in reality is very powerful

Bob may seem lame at first sight but he is very Shrek

by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019

Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek

by Robin Chris April 20, 2018