Get the Samuelmug. The guy with the biggest dick of the world he is a future millionaire and he has 100 girlfriends he also fucks your wife
(And Andreas)
(And Andreas)
by Samu nigga November 22, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.
by Fsi slander May 21, 2024
Get the Samuel Firstmug. Samuel
Noun (UK Slang)
A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.
Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
Did you know?
Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
Noun (UK Slang)
A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.
Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
Did you know?
Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
by YourLondon June 22, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. Samuel is the epitome of a steadfast companion, always standing by those he cherishes with unwavering loyalty. His innate ability to dissect challenges and find innovative solutions speaks volumes about his analytical prowess. But it's not just his cerebral skills that make him stand out; Samuel possesses a striking appearance that turns heads wherever he goes. Complementing his good looks is an equally captivating personality, radiating warmth and charisma that draws people to him effortlessly. Beyond all these qualities, having Samuel in one's life is truly a blessing. He's the kind of person whose presence not only comforts but also enriches, making every moment with him a cherished memory. In every sense, Samuel is a remarkable individual who would be a great addition to anyone's life.
Whenever I face a difficult situation, I always turn to Samuel for advice because he has an uncanny ability to see solutions that others might miss.
by He said she said September 1, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. 
Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
by Roll_ing January 9, 2019
Get the Samuelmug.