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Milk Friends

when you make a new friend and you think their awesome and sweet, but they expire after a while
That group over there were milk friends, they weren't the greatest
by Emma+friends June 21, 2016
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out
Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk
by Milk 38 February 4, 2020
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cereal and milk

a form of soup which EVERYONE agrees on
my favourite soup is cereal and milk
by ChipsOnUrban May 16, 2021
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Milk rocket

Slang for shooting a load
When you bust a nut the cum looks like a milky rocket taking off
Last night K Dawg was getting a hand job from Riley and he shot his milk rocket all over her dress.
by Filthyfitz June 15, 2018
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Niggie Milk

Another word for the popular drink, Chocolate Milk. Despite the funny meme that the legendary xRevir made, niggie milk is a very racist term that segregates the milk races (Ex: White milk, strawberry milk, niggie milk) and is considered to be a milkist term. Founded upon the famous Minecraft faction, Eclipse, the term niggie milk is the new way to state your love for chocolate milk. It is milkist because it deserves to be put ahead of all other milks and be honored to be the best milk ever made.
"Yo Blue! Pass me that niggie milk."
by xRevir April 17, 2019
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