by jonathan is short January 22, 2019

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
by dudehellllo April 11, 2019

by iliketomakeout November 2, 2011

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy
A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff
A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff
by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

by Fatkid1985 September 21, 2022
