jacob glover

A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says

You see that jacob glover over there
Yea he is a faggot

by Jacob glover May 15, 2016

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jacob sheffield

A stinky gay kid who likes booty

Jacob sheffield was so gay he made gay the new everyday

by Lil Lellow October 27, 2019

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a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

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Jacob Holden

Is the most retarded bloke you’ll ever meet plus has a fetish for rangas

This kid is definitely a Jacob Holden

by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022

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jacob koerner

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

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The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

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