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Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015
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Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.
Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.
by fignutz1 July 21, 2016
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Daddy Donkey

When a woman is fucking a donkey and calls it daddy, while fucking the donkey.
Yo! Have you watched that daddy donkey?! Shit is insane bro!
by Dong4luv October 21, 2015
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scuba donkey

When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.
Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.
by 666tacos April 26, 2017
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Swamp Donkey

That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.
by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017
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Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.
"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."
by T Willikers June 18, 2017
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