January 8

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking manipulative psychopath with mental illness who doesn’t even know it. go get some help because in general you’re an awesome person!! start to put yourself first, and not because of your god-complex. go see a therapist soon, please!

born on January 8: you know i hate you so much, you’re the worst person i’ve ever met but i do like you somehow
me: well

by xxxxxxccccxxxxxxxx September 29, 2021

:O<-----------8

an image used to describe oral sex.
normally used to offend someone.

Person 1: God your girlfriend is lame.
Person 2: Go give oral sex :O<-----------8

by Saurus July 27, 2007

rule 8

If it exists tangibly, it can be snorted.

He totally just rule 8'ed a line of cayenne pepper!

by echeng June 14, 2008

June 8

the day twinks are born on

“oh he’s born on june 8th? what a twink”

by landonmcintosh October 28, 2019

September 8

people born on this day are emotionally constipated.

people born on september 8 might as well be robots.

by shotarosgf October 15, 2020

august 8

the day best leader and human being choi seungcheol (s.coups) from seventeen was born.

it's august 8 god cheol was born today let's f*cking celebrate

by seungcheol October 16, 2019

straight 8

Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.

Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.

Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.

Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.

by Dr. Dave September 08, 2004