Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.
Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.
Bro Bromance Brosanity
Bro Bromance Brosanity
by HalfChub June 11, 2014
Get the Old Bromug. Jimmy's old reliable was his 1969 Ford Mustang, which he restored from his grandfather after gaining ownership of it.
by Psssuuuuu June 9, 2023
Get the Old reliablemug. by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016
Get the Old Gregmug. by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021
Get the Old Footmug. by Kevin D Adams June 16, 2008
Get the Mc Oldmug. by ameñia April 24, 2019
Get the old blueberrymug. Old men, over the age of any kind of logical use to society who insist on being in control. Usually insistent on being correct, and totally narcissistic in behavior. Often times asking someone's opinion on an issue, but quickly belittling them and criticizing the opinion as stupid or ridiculous right before they tell you the correct way. Never listens or considers anyone else but himself.
You can not win when up against old mantics (old man antics)
You can not win when up against old mantics (old man antics)
You know every single time he comes into the room we know we will be bombarded with "i told you so's", or "you should have's" - he's always up to Old Mantics
by DW's July 11, 2016
Get the Old Manticsmug.