fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.

bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"

by reowwwww November 9, 2006

tard bashing

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.

Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.

by pythro March 3, 2006

R-Tard

R-Tard - a person of limited intelligence who ignores social distancing and causing the R Nought to increase and further lock down measures

Did you see what he did last weekend and went to the beach? What an R-Tard, we will be in lockdown forever now

by JaiBo May 20, 2020

E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.

Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018

Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.

Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!

by killernoodle August 11, 2004

Where-Tard

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.

Beware the mighty Where-Tard.

by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.

Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.

by Jubal1 April 20, 2009