Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021

Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith

Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag

by RealDude27 January 7, 2022

Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg

Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug

by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025

Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant

That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.

by Eddie-O March 19, 2018

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

Douchebag

Thomas Eddison

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"

by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022

Douchebag

The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"

by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018