Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.

“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”

by thejohner May 16, 2025

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Pulling a John

Drinking five tall rum and cokes and beating a member of your immediate family.

"I heard R-Kelly pulled a John last week" "If you try to make me go back to rehab imma pull a John on all ya'll motherfuckers" "on god im Pulling a John this weekend"

by CouchCreamerVance October 6, 2025

N-word Papa John’s

Pizza made by papa John’s before the ceo was forced out for using a racial slur. With his departure went the drive to make quality food, and thus became another restaurant racing to the bottom for profit.

This pizza is almost as good as n-word papa John’s was!

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026

N-word papa John’s

Delicious pizza made when the founder of papa John’s was still in control. After the dropping of the word, he was booted from the company and they decided to make as much profit as possible by lowering their quality until they go out of business.

How they are still open to sell carpet is anybody’s guess.

This taste like good old fashioned n-word papa John’s , remember when they were really good? Now it’s crappy pizza better profits.

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026