Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

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Russian Love Poem

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

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i..love..b00bies

the worlds greatest tiktoker. super swag and super gay 😁 i’m also quite funny 😋 and i’m hot

“dude have u seen i..love..b00bies account on tiktok?”
“no?”
“well you should, they’re hot”

by drew starkeys wide August 8, 2021

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Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.

Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."

by garbage child November 20, 2021

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by urban urban urban urban April 16, 2022

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