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Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .
Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.
by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018
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Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
by asthomasa May 1, 2020
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Third Party Face Palm

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013
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Bitch Face Chuckle Nugget

Someone that does stupid shit all the time they think is funny
John pretended to fall down so I pushed that bitch face chuckle nugget myself.
by xionymous October 18, 2019
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National kick in the face day

Grab friend and kick them in the face
by tastephenson December 9, 2020
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Open faced sausage sandwich

When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.
Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night
by L Balky November 4, 2020
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