Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb

You just went fully retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Crack at john

when you gotta wake up really early to catch a bus to school

Goddamit, had to wake up crack at john to get the bus to school

by lilgayboy606969 February 24, 2026

Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

by Gabbanga February 12, 2025

Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.

‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’

by SwissMinty February 22, 2025