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Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.
My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.
by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019
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Piss Baby

A person who is looking for a partner to be a mother in a romantic relationship. (Especially if they have a piss kink.)
"Bro, my ex is such a piss baby, he wanted me to clean up after him all the time and piss on him in bed."
by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023
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The Baby Boinkers

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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Baby Chips

Those weird "baby boomers" born after about 1955. These are the ones who got pounded on by their older siblings, or who entered a job market already saturated by the older boomers, and who sometimes get categorized as early x genes rather than boomers?

Well, it's been decided. If xennials get their own name, as a "micro generation" then so should these not boomers.

They are the Baby Chips. Kinda baby boomers, but with chips on their shoulders.
You're part of the baby chips generation
by Stormdaughter August 14, 2018
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Big Sheepy Baby

"The Portrayal of one, who is so terribly ever so sheepy, 🐑😴"

The Biggest Of the sheepy.
She normally plays with Big Sheepy and his big PeePee, then sheepy goes to sleepy. Sheepy is so creepy, but sheepy mas firme, sheepys peepee you mas fear me peepee que no?
"Hey,?"

Left on read.
Big Sheepy baby

"Sorry I fell asleep."
- sheepy

"Hey I miss you stop sheepin"

"Sorry I was asheep".
-sheepy
by BIGSHEEPSTER November 3, 2021
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Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022
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Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021
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