Hot Air Balloon Ride

When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.

Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!

by dswannie November 20, 2020

Happy Hot Dog Man

A hot dog with arms and a face.

Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe

-Chadtronic 2017

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

Fire is pretty hot uwu

Fire is so cool and funny and hot uwu.

Fire: Hey guys
Girl1: OMG111M1M1M ITS FIREEEE
Fire: Oh hey
Girl1: FIREEEE ILYLYYLLULU

Fire: uwu
Girl2: Fire is pretty hot uwu

by 13 year old girl May 28, 2021

hot cocoa sampler box

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

Red Hot Chili Peppers

The best true band that lives on the face of the planet. The music is real, the vocals are flawless. Widely known as an 80's band, they did actually make music long afterwards. This band is the absolute best band ever and cannot be defied. Also a spicy vegetable, usually coming in a pointed, arrow-head like shape, that can come in several colours, but generally red.

Megan: Whatcha listening to?
Moriah: Take a guess.
Megan: Hilary Duff?
Moriah: Not at my grave.
Megan: Simple Plan?
Moriah: Not quite.
Megan: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Moriah: OGHOEPPANIOPGE YES
Megan: GO YOU.

by Fell Despises May 22, 2005

Alabama Hot Pocket 2

The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.

Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!

by Element547 June 12, 2008

new delhi hot pocket

when you shit in her vagina, have intercourse, then poke her in between the eyes leaving a hindu dot

i gave her a new delhi hot pocket for lunch

by james henessy December 13, 2006