monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl

A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.

Jenkins and friend:

“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”

by Johnny87479 June 11, 2018

Dick face cunt nugget

Someone who is the most awful person ever.

Mr.Harris if you don’t stop being a dick face cunt nugget imma toss you in a fire and do a devil worshipping ritual with your body!

by Lolgayasf July 13, 2019

Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019

International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.

Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!

by edgyswaglord69 October 4, 2019

chronic bitch face syndrome

Where there’s nothing wrong with you but everybody thinks there is because you have a bitch face

Omg that girl is always looking at me wrong . I think she has chronic bitch face syndrome

by ItsWugga December 31, 2017