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Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019
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Nigger head

Large ball of dry concrete that comes out of the chute of the concrete truck.
When pouring concrete get those nigger heads out or when the concrete dries it shrinks and causes potholes
by Freakeygurl June 21, 2019
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Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”
by topchinaa August 3, 2019
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National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.
"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"
by Love900 August 9, 2019
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.
by D_Train August 14, 2019
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Pure Heads

Barman: You'll have to go lad, you're well bladdered.
Drunk: Don't be bang on lid, I know pure heads.
Barman: Well that changes everything, good day to you sir
by Jimith August 15, 2019
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