He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022

Annoy Your Friend Day

June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!

Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"

by Toaster Overlord June 22, 2022

Anal session with your friend

U fuck ur best friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend

by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022

fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

i love my best friend

I love my best friend soooooooo much. She has been so good to me. Being there for me whenever I needed her. I just I could do the same for her.She might not know it but she is probably the only person I would trust with my life. She gives the best advice. We have the same music tastes. We are also obsessed with Stranger Things. We have the same favorite color. I often find myself thinking about her. Wondering if she's doing ok. We check on each other every once in a while. Although school has been stressful so far. We haven't really hung out yet even though we live right next to each other. It would be nice to meet her. She has no idea how much of an effect she has on my life. Because when I have no one else to or nothing else to do she's there. She's always there. She might be the only friend that I feel this close with and we haven't even met yet. Which so crazy because we went to the same school too. Even the same bus. She's always been there. It just took me a while to realize. But by the time I did, it was already too late. Now we don't even have time to hangout. Which I hate.

💘🤍🖤❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹🤎❤🤎💜💜💛💗💓💕💟💞❣️💟🦝💖💝🤍💟💜💜🤎🤎❤️ 🩹💗❤️ 🩹💓❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤💝💖💖❣️💕🤍💕💟💕❣️💓💞💗💞🤎💕❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤❤️ 🔥💛🤎💛🤎💗💛💛💗💜💟💜💟🤍💖💘💖💝💘💖🤍💖💟💕❣️💓❣️❤️ 🩹💞❤️ 🔥💞❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💓🖤💓🖤💗🖤💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗💓❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹💞🤎❤❤💛💜❤️💗❤❤️ 🔥💕💕💓💘

I love my best friend, she's the best friend I've ever had

by L0v3r_b0y August 14, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022