same sex marriages

Marriage to a person of the same sex. Same and just as holy as heterosexual marriages.

See Marriage

Same sex marriages should be legal not ony in Canada and Massachusetts, but in all places.

by IrisEve January 31, 2004

product of anal sex

A REALLY slow/ dim-witted person who is of subpar intelligence.

Judge you are so fucking stupid you must be the product of anal sex.

by old jeezy August 27, 2006

we're not having sex

i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex

boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*

by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012

willy bum sex

An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.

'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('

by Peachaaaay April 9, 2009

Kissing-Sex Corollary

The principle that a direct correlation exists between a person's kissing ability and sexual ability. E.g., the better a kisser someone is, the better a lover he or she will be.

I knew he'd be good in bed because he's such a great kisser, the Kissing-Sex Corollary must be true!

by LavenderRox January 27, 2010

sex-ray vision

the ability to tell when somebody is aroused when they are hiding it, for example over the phone.

Don't lie to Superman, he's got sex-ray vision

by Nobuyuki March 28, 2004

Crime Scene Sex

A male having intercourse with a female, during her heaviest period flow, so the bed sheets are stained with blood. Thus resembling a crime scene.

I had crime scene sex with my fiance, while she was on her period.

by Hooligan310 January 5, 2007