Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

Peg-head

The fog like delirium often caused by too much pegging.

He can't remember what he ate for breakfast, what a peg-head

by Wilburt_Miriam August 17, 2024

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 9, 2021

In over my head

be involved in something that is beyond one's capacity to deal with.

"when I became a graduate student I knew at once I was in over my head"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Ranger Head

Getting head in a National Park

I was on the side of a mountain, on a scenic pass, gettin Ranger Head.

by #thatguy July 22, 2012

naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”

by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018