A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
Get the MEND BUTT CRACK!mug. yo bro
what
that girl has a nice butt
ur right she has a big ass
why are you using ass rn
is it illegal
no
so i can say it
what
that girl has a nice butt
ur right she has a big ass
why are you using ass rn
is it illegal
no
so i can say it
by morting April 9, 2025
Get the buttmug. when your butt hole stings you need some butt cream too make the rash or cut feel better sometimes i use but cream after I cut my self with a switch blade from shaving my butt whole or after I take a huge poo.
by but cream November 15, 2020
Get the butt creammug. by ButtPickler December 17, 2015
Get the butt picklermug. 
After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020
Get the Hand Butt Hot Rodmug.