getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
Get the black mesa blowjob mug.BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!
Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2025
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Get the Black Fatigue mug.The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.
by ElsePoem June 7, 2025
Get the Black Shower mug.Is a term coined my Aaron Mcgruder... A black man. He's black. He wrote the boondocks. It was one of my favorite shows growing up. I keep trying to get Jamhal to watch it with me but he refuses to do it.
Hym "And he (Aaron McGruder) gave a speech at UCLA and in it he claimed that White people had 'black fatigue' and, therefore, don't care about black grievance politics as much anymore and as you can tell from all of the rollbacks in DEI policies... HE WAS RIGHT! So you blaming White people is you making shit up. They didn't even come up with the term. I'm NOT making shit up. You ARE making shit up. That's the difference. And as far as, it being the new 'Nigger' I don't know there's a whole lot of bigotry going around."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2025
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Get the Black naruto run mug.A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)
Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."
Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)
They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."
Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)
They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
by TonalTruths April 4, 2024
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