beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020

hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.

Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.

by ghosty666 February 08, 2022

Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016

Hole in One

Where you cut a hole in a girls nipple then cum in it.

Brian: Yo Joe have you done the Hole in One with Kayla yet?

Joe: What the fuck Brian.

by Warheadlmao June 02, 2021

hole in one

having sex on a public golf course

Tiger Woods had a hole in one with those models

by garrett92 November 03, 2010

Hole-In-One

When a guys jumps towards a girl who is lying on her back (naked) when their having sex. When he lands his d*ck is in her hole.

"Guess what Marcus, I just got a hole-in-one on Mellissa"

by AgxDragon April 06, 2021