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Butt-ass early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow
by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
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Butt Fur

The peach fuzz or hair that grows on your ass cheeks.
My girl: “You got hair on your booty” 😃
Me: “Stop petting my butt fur!” 🤨
by defeatedheroxx March 29, 2023
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butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023
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anthony butts

he is a really great boy, he makes you happy and he will always make yu happy no mstter what, he is very much a freak but he will make you happy, kinda sped, gives you what you want and need, everybody knows him in good ways and bad ways but hes worth it ..
" i want anthony butts "
" ye me too he a freeak but he got a gf "
by pradaa4herr_ May 19, 2023
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Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!
You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Kentucky fried brazilian butt plug

When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.
I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug
by borkanese May 21, 2023
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