When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.
Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.
by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019
Get the Indirectly one upmug. Term used in Lacrosse.
To check (hit) someone's stick so hard, the player accidentally drops his Crosse (stick).
To check (hit) someone's stick so hard, the player accidentally drops his Crosse (stick).
by Thad Badassle April 18, 2011
Get the One Piecedmug. A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. A "spitfire one" is a person, which could also be adressed as a hotshot, a hothead or someone who is known for having a short fuze and complains a lot over things they cannot change.
He's a spitfire one, dont mind him, he'll get over it.
Peter is such a spitfire one, I can't stand him being so whiny about everything.
Peter is such a spitfire one, I can't stand him being so whiny about everything.
by poggio2 June 25, 2022
Get the spitfire onemug. A nigga from kik who says all females are his soulmates.
Also goes after men and thinks all women are men.
Copy pastes quotes constantly.
Demands white men to pay reperations for the past.
Also goes after men and thinks all women are men.
Copy pastes quotes constantly.
Demands white men to pay reperations for the past.
by Disniggagay October 1, 2020
Get the One lovemug. To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
Get the stood one upmug. When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
Get the In one eye out the othermug.