by Ramos Wamelernota November 19, 2019
Get the Head-ass mug.The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024
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Unicorn Head means that a girl/guy is dressed as a unicorn while giving head so hard that the guys genitals start to turn different colors like a rainbow
Guy 1: Dude this girl last night gave me unicorn head
Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them
Guy 2: No way dude how many colors
Guy 1: All of them
by GummyBear25 May 28, 2017
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Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the why does my family treat me like a red headed step child mug.When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)
by Harry azzol February 25, 2018
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