butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Butt Monster

Usually a girl who is obsessed with butt holes. Also could be a girl who farts often and loudly.

That girl Lesley is a butt monster.

by VerySmartAndTruthful March 10, 2019

butt-cushion

a chair

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021

Butt shut

Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.

I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.

by Militianygrrl February 28, 2023

Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder May 7, 2011

pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

by Damama April 19, 2021

Butt Fuck Games

Vulgar alternative to Shenanigans used in the armed forces, usually highlighting irresponsible, dishonest, and stupid behavior with the promise of penance.

Oh so you guys wanna play butt fuck games? that's okay, we'll fix it, i can play too...

by Pvt Parts August 28, 2025