Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
by Meep beep June 12, 2021
1. nippons- the state of obvious protuberance of the nipples, or when ones nipples are visibly hard, due to cold weather, friction, or possibly physical arousal.
2. nippons can be compared to a man's penis when erect, commonly called a 'hard on'
2. nippons can be compared to a man's penis when erect, commonly called a 'hard on'
examples 1. wow, you must be cold, you have nippons nipp-ons
2. I can't wear this top, you can see my nippons nipp-ons
3. I get nippons nipp-ons when I rub against you
syn-nipples, breasts,
ant-bra, smooth, not visible
related-nipples, nippies, nippy, nipply
misspellings-nipponz, nipons
2. I can't wear this top, you can see my nippons nipp-ons
3. I get nippons nipp-ons when I rub against you
syn-nipples, breasts,
ant-bra, smooth, not visible
related-nipples, nippies, nippy, nipply
misspellings-nipponz, nipons
by invisivel July 18, 2011
by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
Rio: do that one dance. Get on the floor, act like you humping, do that one dance. Bounce yo shoulders, throw some money up, do that one dance
by Perc Nowitzki May 29, 2021
A girl with a vagina that has a barbie doll lookin thing goin on with the vagina hole directly at the bottom. Clit is not visable from the outside; EWWWW!!!
by PseudoBitchInUrBed August 13, 2011
Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 22, 2015
by Chubby dude March 15, 2015