A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.
by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022
by Dick daddy September 09, 2021
When you are in a connected line of sex eating each other's boners at 1am while ten girls are waiting in line for some action, harder than ever felt before in the universe with fucking all the way hahaha.
by Emi's fat ass March 07, 2022
When a man named Greg fucks a fuck so hard it shits all over a public bench, you find the bench and consume the pastey liquid and then cum all over the duck.
by Mymomsanalcoholicslut December 10, 2021
Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)
Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.
by Shanannabananas March 13, 2022
This bitch is a fucking asshole at school but then he has sex with a toy Toyota Supra because the bitch doesn't have a fucking girl to have 69 with and he doesn't deserve one anyway. Then when he has sex with a Supra in the bathtub he becomes a dirty Seojin. He comes out of the bathtub and then his mom gets in the shower and his mom says:
Seojin you fucking god damn bitch why is the water so cold.
It is necessary for my sex sessions with my Supra.
You dirty seojin!
It is necessary for my sex sessions with my Supra.
You dirty seojin!
by deez nuts 69999999999 January 13, 2022
by Jesse Dazewood January 20, 2020