Dirty Brooks

The act of introducing crystal methamphetamine into the urethra, either in liquid form by use of a feeding syringe which is inserted down the urethra before deployment or by rolling a sound in the powdered format of the drug and penetrating the penis.

I fixed myself a Dirty Brooks two days ago and my dick is STILL hard.

by Theicemancummeth June 14, 2019

Dirty meatloaf

When someone shits in class and it burns your nose

“Ah fuck, Jacob shit his pants and it smells like dirty meatloaf”

by 69jacob69gay69 November 15, 2018

dirty tilde

A person who is better then anyone else. Especially better then people that start with the letters S,M,E and N. A Dirty Tilde is also the baddest bich on earth.

“She is such a Dirty Tilde”

by Dragonslayer113 April 14, 2020

Dirty Montgomery

Fucking 2 girls while playing fortnite and cum while you hit a snipe to win the game then have her bend over and do anal sex

Wanna do a dirty Montgomery daddy

by Shower kitties July 20, 2021

Dirty Matthias

When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.

I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night

by KanyeWestHasALargePenis October 29, 2021

Dirty Rune

When having anal sex with a girl, the man pulls out and starts to write as many ancient letters of the runic alphabet on her back with his poo covered dick as he can before a) the girl notices or b) he runs out of the brown ink, at which point the man must try to masturbate until cumming before getting kicked out of her place.
Extra points are given if a coherent sentence is produced during the act.

Person 1 - "Dude, Sasha from accounting is looking super hot today"

Person 2 - "Okay Imma stop you right there, she is way too freaky for you"

Person 1 - "what do you mean? I would totally do her"

Person 2 - "look, I did a Dirty Rune on her last week and she just laughed it off. Don't go near her"

by TheDirtyPillow December 15, 2018

Dirty Nico

When you go to a girl's party and throw up on her rug

I'm never inviting him again, he totally did a Dirty Nico to my favorite carpet.

by Flaccid_Pancake December 3, 2020