butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

Butt Spoke

The line on your butthole. All the lines make the anus look like a bicycle wheel with spokes.

I slammed my dick into her/his Butt Spokes. I rode her/his ass and got my dick caught in her Butt Spokes! I popped her/him in the Butt Spoke!

by Stinky Pussy 69 August 5, 2022

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass

Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt

by biffster73 April 19, 2018

Butt nausea

When you have the same feeling that you're about to throw up, but from your butt. See also "rectal emesis"

" you ever have butt nausea?"

"Dane what the fuvk is butt nausea?"

by Sleve McDichael May 12, 2019

Mutt and butt

The vagina and bottom

You know that girl called Ellie, she has a nice mutt and butt, i saw it on instagram

by elljemimax June 12, 2019

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018