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trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
mugGet the trail one offmug.

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem that’s my one-two relax broski
by webromani June 5, 2022
mugGet the one-twomug.

one fucking hundred

by LingDanc803 June 15, 2023
mugGet the one fucking hundredmug.

one burner

a man who is not a player & has only one woman
Craig is oyal & he loves his girlfriend he would never cheat on her with other women he a one burner
by vybzworldboss March 1, 2025
mugGet the one burnermug.

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.
Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.
by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025
mugGet the one-eyed pizzamug.

one greedy tirdy

when your friend puts their foot in your face and says "smell me"
"Hey Hadlea *foot goes up* Will you smell me?"
"Wow, your one greedy tirdy."
by Loudmouth3009 May 14, 2017
mugGet the one greedy tirdymug.

In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
mugGet the In one eye out the othermug.

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